i couldn't think of a title


i look like Lucas Vercetti, but i really don't, and just like him, i cant rap. i also have a 'special gingerness'

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earmuffsforyou: this is still the best thing on the internet
rocknrollercoaster: to tha wall

googlehomo:

fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.

(Source: slydigger, via cumfort)

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  • Person: Hi I'm Christian.
  • Me: Cool.
  • Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
  • Me: Cool.
  • Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
  • Me: Cool.
  • Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
  • Me: Cool.
  • Person: Hi I'm atheist.
  • Me: Cool.
  • Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
  • Me: Cool.
  • Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
  • Me: Cool.
  • Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
  • Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
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